Officer Needs a Warm Hole 3

C You Next Tuesday

Warning: Indecent Proposals

Monday night rained and was as gloomy as my mood. I was on a date I already wanted to escape from, listening to a man named Jonah explain how semen retention unlocked his third eye. He hadn’t blinked in fifteen minutes, which I assumed was because he was enlightened, but it was probably just dehydration from his celery-only di…